...Look, we're more of a Cyber Monday crowd, over here. But these days everything's blurring together, and if people see you're not doing a Black Friday thing, they think you're slacking off.

We can't recall when we last slacked off. Are you kidding? This is a writing household that does not own a castle or a share in a theme park. (And seriously, who wants to? Would you want to do the books?...)

Your best bet right now is to look around our inventory. Today (meaning Monday, December 1st, which is also #CyberMonday), one of our most deeply-discounted items is on sale at an even deeper savings than usual: the Ebooks Direct Whole Store Bundle, which contains our store's entire current inventory—thirty-six long and short works of fantasy and science fiction. (Honestly, at a price like this, we possibly ought to have our heads felt.)  ...This offer will last until midnight Hawai'ian time on December 2nd. 

Meanwhile, our heartfelt thanks to all our visitors!

...And also, thanks for noting the caveats on our sale. First: unfortunately, due to Brexit, we cannot sell directly into the United Kingdom. Our apologies.

And second: This sale is not valid on Europa. Seriously: don't go there.